Has it really been almost a year since I last posted anything? Yep. It's been that long. So now the burning question of the day is this:
Do I jump right in with a new post or do I try to play catch up?
After asking myself this question all day, I've chosen the jump right in option. I'll play catch up later because the goal is to get back to the business of writing, not to share my life story (at least not all at one time).
So here we are - together again. I promise I will attempt to make some semblance of sense in my continuing attempt to share my thoughts and observations. But just know that when I'm not making sense, I will be blaming it on menopause. Every. Single. Time.
My boobs were squished today. Not in a good squishy way, but in the mechanical way that is otherwise known as a mammogram. Let me explain (not about the boobs, but about the reason behind the mammogram):
I'm now an official Empty Nester. Both kids are away at college and for the first time in over twenty years, my time is my own. I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, however I want. And if I don't want... then I just don't do. And in keeping with my personal rule of full disclosure, I will admit right now: Empty Nest is my idea of pure bliss! It is also All About Me. Take it or leave it, because that's what you are going to be seeing me write about... stuff about me... which actually makes sense in that the subtitle of this blog is "the world according to me."
I do so love it when I make sense.
Back to the mammogram. The reason I had a mammogram is because I'd not had one in almost two years, and since I am now living in a world that is all about me, I decided that it is time to make sure that I take care of me so that the me I'm all about will be around for a long time to come. You know... so that I can continue to enjoy my own company in this new empty nest that I find to be so blissful.
Come to find out, I'm right on target with this mammogram because October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. So there you go - I'm aware of my boobs. Who knew?
The imaging place I went to was giving out bookmarks and wrist bands. I like them. Not because of my boobs, but because they are pink and pink is my favorite color. So I took one of each home with me. I even tried on the bracelet. And then I took it off. Why did I take it off, you ask? Well, I took it off because I was afraid of jinxing myself. I'm sort of funny when it comes to jinxes. I don't like them. I'm always afraid of bad results with the jinx. And the more I thought about it after putting the bracelet on, the more I started freaking out because I pinky square promise you that I do not want to jinx my boobs. I like my boobs just how they are, and there are no jinxes allowed when it comes to my boobs. In fact, just writing about my boobs may jinx them... hmmm... that's not good either. Crap.
Anyway. There you go. I'm back. My boobs have been squished. It's all about me this time around. And may this be the start of better writing habits and renewed friendships.
Oh. And don't forget your boobs. Make an appointment to get them squished. It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month and that means that it is okay to make it all about you!
Kelly... I miss you... It seems like ages since I have last written. I mean it has been a little over two years. How have you been? What are you up to? E-mail me!!! - Julie (met you from Luxe Designs) itssewstinkincute @ hotmail.com
Posted by: Julie | November 18, 2010 at 12:24 AM
Welcome Back! You have been missed.
Posted by: Mary | October 30, 2010 at 07:13 PM
Welcome back! I've missed your blog. I had my boobs squished on October 2nd. =)
Posted by: Maria | October 28, 2010 at 10:29 PM
I am SO happy you are back to blogging. I've really missed this glimpse into your life!
Posted by: Becky B. | October 28, 2010 at 09:14 AM
WELCOME BACK KELLY!!!! Nice to see you posting again!!!! Glad you're boobs got squished today too!!! Gotta take care of the girls too!!
Posted by: Christine Campbell | October 28, 2010 at 12:53 AM
I am glad to see you back! I always enjoyed reading about your family. My daughters(twins)are the same age as your daughter. I loved seeing your sewing projects. Totally awesome! I am an empty nester also and I love it!!! I am having a mammogram and ultra sound on Monday. They are checking up on something they saw 6 months ago. They thought it was nothing but want to make sure. I'm all for making sure because I like my boobs to :D
Posted by: Holly | October 27, 2010 at 09:36 PM
I'm so glad you are back blogging. At lease you're on facebook and I was able to keep up with some of the stuff going on. :)
Posted by: Kim | October 27, 2010 at 08:45 PM
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're back! So glad to see you (and your squishy boobs!) Can't wait to see what else is up with you...are you gonna share some new sewing stuff?
Posted by: carol in seattle :) | October 27, 2010 at 08:28 PM
You are a funny lady Kelly! I look forward to reading your blog. :)
Posted by: Ann | October 27, 2010 at 07:28 PM
kelly, you are hilarious! and a good writer too. on the subject of mammograms, i do get one every year. my dr. told me about 2 years ago that i could skip a year if i wanted because i had not had any abnormal readings for at least 5 years. i considered it, because, lets be honest, who really likes those things? in the end however, i went ahead and had it, and i'm glad i did. they found a couple of areas that they are keeping an eye on now. nothing to worry about at this time, but i would not have known if i had skipped a year. so ladies, it is important to have mammograms, every year after 40 or earlier if you have a family history of breast cancer. they are not fun, but cancer is even less fun.
Posted by: cindy lou | October 27, 2010 at 07:19 PM